Me: “Carbon is just another word for diamonds, you know.”<\/p>\n
She: “Hey, we’re carbon.”<\/p>\n
Me: “True.”<\/p>\n
She: “Does that mean we’re pre-diamonds?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I guess so. We would have to go through a diamondization process — applying pressure and so forth. I image it would be like trying to fit into size 2 jeans.”<\/p>\n
She: “Image me, going from size 22 to 2. Capt’n, the jeans…the zipper…they cannae take no more…”<\/p>\n
Me & She: “They’re going to pop!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah, it’s not worth it. I’m satisfied with being a pre-diamond.”<\/p>\n
She: “Me, too.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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