Me: “If I have to hear one more time how Ben Affleck is sexy, I think I’ll backhand someone.”<\/p>\n
She: “No kidding, he’s about as sexy as day-old carp.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I was going to say cardboard, but then I realized that was unfair to cardboard.”<\/p>\n
She: “And it’s fair to carp?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Depends on how fresh it is.”<\/p>\n
She: “Leathery from lying in the sun with one good eye still open, glistening…?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah, okay. Unfair to dead carp, too.”<\/p>\n
She: “Sorry, I’m not fit for human consumption.”<\/p>\n
Me: “And neither is Ben, but I much prefer your company.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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