{"id":4737,"date":"2003-08-08T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-08T18:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/evil-whispers-in-my-left-ear\/"},"modified":"2003-08-08T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-08T18:33:00","slug":"evil-whispers-in-my-left-ear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/evil-whispers-in-my-left-ear\/","title":{"rendered":"Evil whispers in my left ear…"},"content":{"rendered":"

She: “You know, you could just show up and look cute.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Not run the race<\/a>? Really?”<\/p>\n

She: “Yeah, you won’t be hot and sweaty…there’ll be cute Elvis impersonators and whatall and we can go to the bar afterwards. Think about it.”<\/p>\n

She B: “She’s right. If you don’t run, you’ll be sweat-free, cute and with an appropriately modified race t-shirt, ready for action.”<\/p>\n

Me: “You guys…”<\/p>\n

She: “Look, you can run, but you’re not going to look great afterwards.”<\/p>\n

Me: “I won’t get any nifty medals<\/a> if I do that…”<\/p>\n

She: “But you may see some action if you don’t.”<\/p>\n

She B: “Give in to the dark side! Rip the shirt!”<\/p>\n

Me: “We’re not talking about racing any more, are we?”<\/p>\n

She: “You’re just figuring that out?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She: “You know, you could just show up and look cute.” Me: “Not run the race? Really?” She: “Yeah, you won’t be hot and sweaty…there’ll be cute Elvis impersonators and whatall and we can go to the bar afterwards. Think about it.” She B: “She’s right. If you don’t run, you’ll be sweat-free, cute and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}