{"id":4736,"date":"2003-08-11T20:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-11T20:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/phobia-2\/"},"modified":"2003-08-11T20:30:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-11T20:30:00","slug":"phobia-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/phobia-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Phobia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;You want to go to <a href=\"http:\/\/recfair.com\/bristol\/general\/map.php\">Renfaire<\/a> next weekend?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know&#8230;I&#8217;ll miss the pretty planes buzzing downtown Chicago. I&#8217;ve been looking forward to sonic booms and what-all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Men in chain mail.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Alrighty then, I&#8217;m in.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Great, I&#8217;ve got the perfect costume for you: belly dancer!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;No. No-way. Nuh-uh. Not while I breathe corporate air. You know I have a deep-seated fear of castanets.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;C&#8217;mon! You could totally pull it off.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;And that&#8217;s my other fear.  Having my costume pulled off.  Nuh-uh. No way. Nope.  How about a nice wench costume instead?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;You want to go to Renfaire next weekend?&#8221; Me: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know&#8230;I&#8217;ll miss the pretty planes buzzing downtown Chicago. I&#8217;ve been looking forward to sonic booms and what-all.&#8221; She: &#8220;Men in chain mail.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Alrighty then, I&#8217;m in.&#8221; She: &#8220;Great, I&#8217;ve got the perfect costume for you: belly dancer!&#8221; Me: &#8220;No. No-way. Nuh-uh. Not<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}