{"id":4721,"date":"2003-08-20T17:04:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-20T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/meeting-of-the-melons\/"},"modified":"2003-08-20T17:04:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-20T17:04:00","slug":"meeting-of-the-melons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/meeting-of-the-melons\/","title":{"rendered":"Meeting of the Melons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Of course, we&#8217;ll need a back up plan in case we can no longer pick your brain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;You mean, in case my head explodes like a ripe melon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Yes, though I have no problem with that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Others can&#8217;t stand the rinds and the guts&#8230;it&#8217;s messy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I don&#8217;t see why.  I&#8217;ll grab a basket and gather up what you know!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Picking up my seeds of knowledge?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Absolutely!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Of course, we&#8217;ll need a back up plan in case we can no longer pick your brain.&#8221; She: &#8220;You mean, in case my head explodes like a ripe melon.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Yes, though I have no problem with that.&#8221; She: &#8220;Others can&#8217;t stand the rinds and the guts&#8230;it&#8217;s messy.&#8221; Me: &#8220;I don&#8217;t see why. I&#8217;ll<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}