{"id":4716,"date":"2003-08-20T18:55:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-20T18:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/white-by-blacklight\/"},"modified":"2003-08-20T18:55:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-20T18:55:00","slug":"white-by-blacklight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/white-by-blacklight\/","title":{"rendered":"White by Blacklight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;I wanted to smack her down.  You know I&#8217;ve appointed myself your champion.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;You&#8217;re my white knight?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;More like baby-shit yellow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I meant your aura was white.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Oh, oh!  Yeah, you can see my white aura with a blacklight.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;I wanted to smack her down. You know I&#8217;ve appointed myself your champion.&#8221; Me: &#8220;You&#8217;re my white knight?&#8221; She: &#8220;More like baby-shit yellow.&#8221; Me: &#8220;I meant your aura was white.&#8221; She: &#8220;Oh, oh! Yeah, you can see my white aura with a blacklight.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}