{"id":4702,"date":"2003-08-29T02:15:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-29T02:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/admiration-2\/"},"modified":"2003-08-29T02:15:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-29T02:15:00","slug":"admiration-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/admiration-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Admiration"},"content":{"rendered":"

He: “Hey…do you hear whistling?”<\/p>\n

Me: “Yes. It’s been going on for a while. I can’t tell where it’s coming from.”<\/p>\n

He (looking around): “Oh, it’s those guys up there.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Where? Oh…the Cook County Jailhouse. Figures.”<\/p>\n

He: “Yeah, they’re whistling at you.”<\/p>\n

Me: “I wouldn’t be so sure. You may be their type.”<\/p>\n

He: “What?! No way, they’re whistling at you.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Convicts? They’re lookin’ for their next bitch. It’s you, baby.”<\/p>\n

He (shudders): “Noooooooooo!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He: “Hey…do you hear whistling?” Me: “Yes. It’s been going on for a while. I can’t tell where it’s coming from.” He (looking around): “Oh, it’s those guys up there.” Me: “Where? Oh…the Cook County Jailhouse. Figures.” He: “Yeah, they’re whistling at you.” Me: “I wouldn’t be so sure. You may be their type.” He:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}