{"id":4698,"date":"2003-09-03T14:21:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-03T14:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/queer-eye-for-the-nose-hair-2\/"},"modified":"2003-09-03T14:21:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-03T14:21:00","slug":"queer-eye-for-the-nose-hair-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/queer-eye-for-the-nose-hair-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Queer Eye for the Nose Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Do you&#8230;have a nose hair problem?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t think so&#8230;but I suddenly feel compelled to check.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;I know. I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bravotv.com\/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy\/\">hate this show<\/a> for making me think of nose hair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me (patting the affected region): &#8220;Nothin&#8217; bristling out that I can tell.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Are you sure? They could be slicked back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I&#8217;m comfortable enough with my nose hair situtation that I can wait for a commercial to visit the bathroom.&#8221;<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Do you&#8230;have a nose hair problem?&#8221; Me: &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t think so&#8230;but I suddenly feel compelled to check.&#8221; She: &#8220;I know. I hate this show for making me think of nose hair.&#8221; Me (patting the affected region): &#8220;Nothin&#8217; bristling out that I can tell.&#8221; She: &#8220;Are you sure? They could be slicked back.&#8221; Me:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}