Me: “So I was shopping for the Montana trip and I found this really cool spray on bandage stuff.”<\/p>\n
She: “It’s the next logical step after liquid bandages.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Exactly. You spray it on and it wears off in a couple of days. No fuss, no muss.”<\/p>\n
She: “We’ve come a long way from staples.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Hmmm, I hadn’t considered it, but you may be right. I should be shopping at Office Depot for first aid supplies.”<\/p>\n
She: “What’s the first aid value of photocopiers?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Organ regeneration! Reconstructive surgery? The possibilities are endless…”<\/p>\n
She: “PFizzzz, clump, clump, clump. Pfizzzzz.”<\/p>\n
Me: “No, hon, that’s a paper shredder.”<\/p>\n
She: “Lose unwanted pounds quick!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Or vent your spleen?”<\/p>\n
She: “As you say, the possibilities are endless.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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