Me: “Excuse me, but did you just call that driver a monkey clucker?”<\/p>\n
She: “Yeah, it’s my thing now.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I like it, I like it.”<\/p>\n
She: “Everyone knows monkeys and chickens are evil. Plus, it’s not as harsh as calling someone a mother fucker for cutting you off. ”<\/p>\n
Me: “I don’t know about that. The way you say it…it’s obviously an insult, and it’s baffling. I say it’s twice as effective as mother fucker. Plus, think of the body language you could use! Whole worlds have opened up!”<\/p>\n
She: “Instead of flipping the bird…”<\/p>\n
Me: “…you’d scratch under the arms to insult someone.”<\/p>\n
She: “Or, or you’d fling dung at them!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Ahhhh…excuse me for saying this, but I can’t wait for someone to get on your bad side.”<\/p>\n
She: “Drivers beware! I’m not afraid to fling dung!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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