{"id":4578,"date":"2003-10-31T15:56:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-31T15:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/striking-fear-into-the-hearts-of-content-providers-everywhere\/"},"modified":"2003-10-31T15:56:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-31T15:56:00","slug":"striking-fear-into-the-hearts-of-content-providers-everywhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/striking-fear-into-the-hearts-of-content-providers-everywhere\/","title":{"rendered":"Striking fear into the hearts of content providers everywhere&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Roving Bank Reporter: &#8220;So, Tammy, do you have any scary Halloween stories we could put on the Intranet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Well&#8230;yes, as a matter of fact.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>R.B.R.: &#8220;Great!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;It was last Halloween&#8230;we were here late, working like madmen to meet our deadline&#8230;we finished a few minutes before midnight and flipped the switch! The Content Management System was alive! ALIVE!!!! Muwahahaha!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>R.B.R.: &#8220;Ummmm&#8230;that&#8217;s not scary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Did you see the budget for that project? Puh-lease.  It was one of the scariest things I&#8217;ve done in my career.  And the evil joy in inflicting it on my content providers? Ah, very, very scary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>R.B.R.: &#8220;Ummmm, yeah, CMS is scary.  Uh, huh.  Thanks!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Okay, so I can expect to see this online for Halloween?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>R.B.R. (slowly backing away): &#8220;Ummmm, yeah, sure&#8230;CMS is scary stuff&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Great!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roving Bank Reporter: &#8220;So, Tammy, do you have any scary Halloween stories we could put on the Intranet?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Well&#8230;yes, as a matter of fact.&#8221; R.B.R.: &#8220;Great!&#8221; Me: &#8220;It was last Halloween&#8230;we were here late, working like madmen to meet our deadline&#8230;we finished a few minutes before midnight and flipped the switch! The Content Management<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}