{"id":4577,"date":"2003-10-31T19:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-31T19:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/party-preparations-2\/"},"modified":"2003-10-31T19:31:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-31T19:31:00","slug":"party-preparations-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/party-preparations-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Party Preparations"},"content":{"rendered":"

She: “All ready for the party tonight?”<\/p>\n

Me: “Yes. I got up early this morning, made my bed, and hid the contraband. You know…made the place presentable.”<\/p>\n

She: “Hid the ‘deus ex machina’ contraband?”<\/p>\n

Me: “Oh, deus! Oh deus! More, more!”<\/p>\n

She: “Exactly.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Yes, I hid that<\/a> from view. Can’t have anyone getting scared on Halloween.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She: “All ready for the party tonight?” Me: “Yes. I got up early this morning, made my bed, and hid the contraband. You know…made the place presentable.” She: “Hid the ‘deus ex machina’ contraband?” Me: “Oh, deus! Oh deus! More, more!” She: “Exactly.” Me: “Yes, I hid that from view. Can’t have anyone getting scared<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}