{"id":4575,"date":"2003-10-31T23:05:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-31T23:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/precious-2\/"},"modified":"2003-10-31T23:05:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-31T23:05:00","slug":"precious-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/precious-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Precious"},"content":{"rendered":"

He: “Happily married guys are a safe bet to practice flirting on.”<\/p>\n

She: “That doesn’t seem right, but I’ll try it…hey there, big boy!”<\/p>\n

Married Guy (sputtering, doing his best Golem imitation, stroking his wedding band): “No, I can’t…must worship my precious! My precious!!”<\/p>\n

Me: “So, does your wife bind you in the darkness?”<\/p>\n

Married Guy (turning red): “No!!”<\/p>\n

Me: “She does! Whoo-hoo! Are you and Precious coming to the party? You could dress as Golem and Frodo. She could lead you around by a rope all night.”<\/p>\n

Married Guy: “I can’t keep up with you guys. You’re too kinked.”<\/p>\n

She: “You were right, married guys are fun to mess with.”<\/p>\n

He: “Told you.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He: “Happily married guys are a safe bet to practice flirting on.” She: “That doesn’t seem right, but I’ll try it…hey there, big boy!” Married Guy (sputtering, doing his best Golem imitation, stroking his wedding band): “No, I can’t…must worship my precious! My precious!!” Me: “So, does your wife bind you in the darkness?” Married<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}