{"id":4571,"date":"2003-11-03T04:11:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-03T04:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bargain-2\/"},"modified":"2003-11-03T04:11:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-03T04:11:00","slug":"bargain-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bargain-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Bargain"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me: “Could you put that in a plastic bag for me? It’s starting to rain.”<\/p>\n

Store Keeper: “Sure, sure. I’ll have to charge you half a penny.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Half a penny? That’s a bargain at twice the price.”<\/p>\n

Store Keeper: “Sure, sure. Half a penny then.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Here, take a whole one.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me: “Could you put that in a plastic bag for me? It’s starting to rain.” Store Keeper: “Sure, sure. I’ll have to charge you half a penny.” Me: “Half a penny? That’s a bargain at twice the price.” Store Keeper: “Sure, sure. Half a penny then.” Me: “Here, take a whole one.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}