{"id":4553,"date":"2003-11-24T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-24T19:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/lobist\/"},"modified":"2003-11-24T19:29:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-24T19:29:00","slug":"lobist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/lobist\/","title":{"rendered":"Lobist"},"content":{"rendered":"

She: “I have a strange favor to ask of you.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Ummm, okay. Shoot.”<\/p>\n

She: “Would you measure my earlobes?”<\/p>\n

Me: “I’ve been waiting all day for someone to ask. I feel I’m eminently qualified.”<\/p>\n

She B: “Is that because you’re a lobist?”<\/p>\n

Me: “That’s me. El Loboist.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She: “I have a strange favor to ask of you.” Me: “Ummm, okay. Shoot.” She: “Would you measure my earlobes?” Me: “I’ve been waiting all day for someone to ask. I feel I’m eminently qualified.” She B: “Is that because you’re a lobist?” Me: “That’s me. El Loboist.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}