{"id":4548,"date":"2003-12-02T21:15:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T21:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/up-there-2\/"},"modified":"2003-12-02T21:15:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-02T21:15:00","slug":"up-there-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/up-there-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Up There"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Everyone up there is incompetent!&#8221; (points to the ceiling)<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;How far up are you pointing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;To the 9th floor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Oh, I wasn&#8217;t sure if you were pointing past the roof and including the Almighty in your ranting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Well, now that you mention it&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Everyone up there is incompetent!&#8221; (points to the ceiling) Me: &#8220;How far up are you pointing?&#8221; She: &#8220;To the 9th floor.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Oh, I wasn&#8217;t sure if you were pointing past the roof and including the Almighty in your ranting.&#8221; She: &#8220;Well, now that you mention it&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}