Me: “Oh, before I forget, the consultant is making us breakfast on Monday.”<\/p>\n
She: “She’s making it herself? Uh-oh.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Making it…buying it and bringing it in…I’m not sure. Why?”<\/p>\n
She: “…”<\/p>\n
Me: “What? Spit it out.”<\/p>\n
She: “Are you sure she’s not going to poison us?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Why would she do that? She wouldn’t get paid.”<\/p>\n
She: “Maybe that’s why she didn’t have any bad references?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Because all her former clients are dead? Hmmm…you have a point. Maybe we could get Patrick to take the first bite.”<\/p>\n
She: “Good idea.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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