{"id":4536,"date":"2003-12-14T16:29:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-14T16:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/dashing-through-the-snow-2\/"},"modified":"2003-12-14T16:29:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-14T16:29:00","slug":"dashing-through-the-snow-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/dashing-through-the-snow-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dashing Through the Snow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Be careful! There are bumps around here and I don&#8217;t want to tip over.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;If you do, make a snow angel.  There&#8217;s some nice, virgin snow on the right.  Fall that way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Great!  That&#8217;ll make it easier for the paramedics to find me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell them you&#8217;re the body with the nice outline.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;If it keeps snowing, there&#8217;ll be no outline. I would be the mound on the sidewalk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Hey, you could be the abominable snow body!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Exactly! Watch where you&#8217;re going!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Be careful! There are bumps around here and I don&#8217;t want to tip over.&#8221; Me: &#8220;If you do, make a snow angel. There&#8217;s some nice, virgin snow on the right. Fall that way.&#8221; She: &#8220;Great! That&#8217;ll make it easier for the paramedics to find me.&#8221; Me: &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell them you&#8217;re the body with the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}