She: “How much do I owe you for the ticket? Or is this a date?”<\/p>\n
He: “It could be a date. You don’t owe me for the ticket.”<\/p>\n
Me: “No, no, no! If it’s a date, then I’m a third wheel. If she pays, then it’s an outing.”<\/p>\n
She: “Wench! You’re gonna cost me fifteen bucks!”<\/p>\n
He: “Besides, Denise is coming. She could be your date, and then you wouldn’t be a third wheel.”<\/p>\n
Me: “No. It’s an outing. I don’t swing that way.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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