{"id":4522,"date":"2003-12-21T16:12:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-21T16:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/glossed-2\/"},"modified":"2003-12-21T16:12:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-21T16:12:00","slug":"glossed-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/glossed-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Glossed"},"content":{"rendered":"

She: “What kind of lipgloss is that?”<\/p>\n

She B: “It’s called Make Out. What are you wearing?”<\/p>\n

She: “Diva.”<\/p>\n

She B: “Of course.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Golly, I feel under-glossed wearing this huckleberry lip balm.”<\/p>\n

She B: “But didn’t huckleberry lip balm once save your life?<\/a>”<\/p>\n

Me: “Yes, yes it did.”<\/p>\n

She: “You could combine glosses. Add a little Diva, a little Make Out.”<\/p>\n

She B: “What would that give you? Queen Slut gloss?”<\/p>\n

Me: “Queen of the glosses…all the best features — domination, sluttiness and the sweet aroma of huckleberries.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She: “What kind of lipgloss is that?” She B: “It’s called Make Out. What are you wearing?” She: “Diva.” She B: “Of course.” Me: “Golly, I feel under-glossed wearing this huckleberry lip balm.” She B: “But didn’t huckleberry lip balm once save your life?” Me: “Yes, yes it did.” She: “You could combine glosses. Add<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}