He: “My sisters told me there are three criteria for bras: cut, color, comfort.”<\/p>\n
Me: “They left out padding, lace, lift and whether it squishes your boobs together. And color? It’s a choice between white\/beige or not. All you need to know is if it can be seen under a white shirt.”<\/p>\n
He: “I had no idea it was so difficult. At least you don’t have to deal with corsets any more.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I don’t know, I liked the corset. True, I couldn’t breath, but my posture has never been so good and I looked fantastic. I, for one, am glad that hoop skirts are dead and gone. I never understood them.”<\/p>\n
He: “There’s lots I never understood. Take heels — they seem so uncomfortable.”<\/p>\n
Me: “They are, but they give you a little somethin’-somethin’ when you walk.”<\/p>\n
He: “I suppose, but what’s really baffling to me are pantihose. They don’t keep you warm and they don’t seem to add much.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I can summarize that for you in two words.”<\/p>\n
He: “Yes?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Control Top.”<\/p>\n
He: “I’m grateful for the male uniform.”<\/p>\n
Me: “And you should be. Tighty whiteys cost almost nothing. I spent more on foundation garmets than I did for the dress.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
He: “My sisters told me there are three criteria for bras: cut, color, comfort.” Me: “They left out padding, lace, lift and whether it squishes your boobs together. And color? It’s a choice between white\/beige or not. All you need to know is if it can be seen under a white shirt.” He: “I had<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}