He: “This song is great! It’s from 1987!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Great year. I graduated high school in ’87.”<\/p>\n
She: “I’ll refrain from telling you when I graduated from high school.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Okay, that’s it! I’m going to sulk over there.”<\/p>\n
She B: “What’s wrong?”<\/p>\n
Me: “She refrained from telling me when she graduated, ostensibly to keep me from feeling old, but in reality, doing the opposite.”<\/p>\n
She B: “Oh. When did you graduate?”<\/p>\n
Me: “1987.”<\/p>\n
She B: “Me, too.”<\/p>\n
Me: “That’s why I’m sitting over here. I need to barricade myself from the tyranny of the younger.”<\/p>\n
He B: “Uh-oh.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yes?”<\/p>\n
He B: “I graduated in 1984.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Well, that’s okay. I know people who graduated in 1984. They’re good people.”<\/p>\n
He B: “I’m glad to hear it.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I think some of them even went on to lead productive lives.”<\/p>\n
He B: “Okay, that’s it! Where do I go to sulk?!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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