Me: “Did I tell you I canceled my cable?”<\/p>\n
She: “Ummmm, yes. Why? Why did you do it?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I went home last night and the only thing on T.V. was Top Gun<\/i>. I was forced to watch Top Gun<\/i> for entertainment.”<\/p>\n
SQUeeeeeeeee Girl: “But what’s wrong with that? I like Top Gun<\/i>! It was a great movie.”<\/p>\n
Me & She: “SQUeeeeeeeee! SQUeeeeeeeee!”<\/p>\n
SQUeeeeeeeee Girl: “Wait! I’m not a SQUeeeeeeeee Girl!”<\/p>\n
She: “Yes you are. You will find something nice to say about every book, movie or television program you see.”<\/p>\n
SQUeeeeeeeee Girl: “But the volley ball scene! The volley ball scene is worth the whole movie!”<\/p>\n
Me & She: “SQUeeeeeeeee! SQUeeeeeeeee!”<\/p>\n
SQUeeeeeeeee Girl: “I can’t help it! Ahhhhhhrrrrrgh!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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