Me: “I finished my performance reviews! Whoo-hoo! How’re you doing?”<\/p>\n
He: “I asked for an extension. God, I hate doing these things.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Me, too. It ranks up there with dental work and taxes.”<\/p>\n
He: “But do you find you’ve been highly productive in other areas? I’ve gotten a lot of other things done.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Ohmygod! I finished all my documentation, balanced my checkbook and rearranged my sock drawer. I got so many hateful little chores done! Anything to keep from doing performance reviews, anything!”<\/p>\n
He: “But you finished…”<\/p>\n
Me: “Well, I didn’t want to ruin my weekend worrying about it.”<\/p>\n
He: “…yeah, you’ve got a point. Have a good weekend.”<\/p>\n
Me: “You, too. Try not to wait until Sunday night to start.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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