{"id":4399,"date":"2004-02-11T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-11T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/crisis-2\/"},"modified":"2004-02-11T22:59:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-11T22:59:00","slug":"crisis-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/crisis-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me (picking up phone): “Hello?”<\/p>\n

She: “Hi, I have a problem. Someone brought me a piece of chocolate cake and I’m trying sooooo hard to be good. Do you want it?”<\/p>\n

Me: “No, but I give you permission to throw it in the trash.”<\/p>\n

She: “What? I can’t do that!”<\/p>\n

Me: “Yes you can. I give you permission. I’ll even sit here and listen to you toss it.”<\/p>\n

She: “…well, okay…here it goes…did you hear that?”<\/p>\n

Me: “Yes! That’s a load off.”<\/p>\n

She: “From both our waistlines.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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