She: “Yes, she got some very good news. We’ve got to celebrate. ‘Bye!”<\/p>\n
G (over-hearing): “Excuse me, but I’m going to butt in. What’s your good news? If you don’t say, I’m telling everyone you’re pregnant.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I found out about grad school. I got in!”<\/p>\n
G: “That’s great! Congratulations!”<\/p>\n
Me (walking away): “Yeah, strange degree program. It only takes nine months to complete.”<\/p>\n
She (whispering): “Wah?…it does?”<\/p>\n
Me (whispering): “Wait for it…wait for it…”<\/p>\n
G: “Okay, that does it! I’m spreading the rumor anyway!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Ahhhh, my work here is done.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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