{"id":4347,"date":"2004-03-12T20:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-12T20:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/excitement-2\/"},"modified":"2004-03-12T20:23:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-12T20:23:00","slug":"excitement-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/excitement-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Excitement"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me: “So I read today about this lady in New York who got Chris Rock’s old cellphone number. She apparently got some very, VERY interesting phone calls.”<\/p>\n

She: “Why can’t anything like that ever happen to me!”<\/p>\n

She B: “Excuse me? This from the woman with a Tribune by-line!”<\/p>\n

Me: “This from the woman who was on the Today Show?!”<\/p>\n

She: “It wasn’t the Today Show. It was Good Morning America.”<\/p>\n

She B: “See! See!”<\/p>\n

Me: “I think you get more than your fair share of excitement.”<\/p>\n

She: “I suppose. Still, I’d love to get my hands on Chris Rock’s cell phone. Can you imagine?”<\/p>\n

Me: “Don’t have to. You can go read all about it.<\/a>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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