{"id":4343,"date":"2004-03-14T15:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-14T15:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bronzed-2\/"},"modified":"2004-03-14T15:36:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-14T15:36:00","slug":"bronzed-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bronzed-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Bronzed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/troymovie.warnerbros.com\/\"><img class=\"lazyload\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-orig-src=\"http:\/\/www.doesthislookinfected.com\/images\/troy-movie-poster.jpg\" alt=\"Troy\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>&#8220;He looks like a bronze statute.  I wonder how many times they had to dip him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In bronze?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Self-tanner.  Looks like they used a vat of the stuff. I bet they held him by the ankle and lowered him in.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And does that make Brad invulnerable to bad movie reviews?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Probably.  Look what it did for Charlize Theron at the Oscars.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;True.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;He looks like a bronze statute. I wonder how many times they had to dip him.&#8221; &#8220;In bronze?&#8221; &#8220;Self-tanner. Looks like they used a vat of the stuff. I bet they held him by the ankle and lowered him in.&#8221; &#8220;And does that make Brad invulnerable to bad movie reviews?&#8221; &#8220;Probably. Look what it did<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}