{"id":4326,"date":"2004-03-19T15:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-19T15:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-dangers-of-sushi-2\/"},"modified":"2004-03-19T15:55:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-19T15:55:00","slug":"the-dangers-of-sushi-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-dangers-of-sushi-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The dangers of sushi&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Oh, look! They have a viagra roll.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;They don&#8217;t!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Sure, see&#8230;right there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;Huh&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I won&#8217;t think any less of you if you order it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;I&#8217;m not ordering a viagra roll.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;You want one.  I know you do. It&#8217;s a delicious combination of salmon, taki, squid and&#8230;the secret sauce&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;No! I will not be tempted. Not on a first date.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Okay, okay&#8230;didn&#8217;t mean to get a rise out of you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Oh, look! They have a viagra roll.&#8221; He: &#8220;They don&#8217;t!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Sure, see&#8230;right there.&#8221; He: &#8220;Huh&#8230;&#8221; Me: &#8220;I won&#8217;t think any less of you if you order it.&#8221; He: &#8220;I&#8217;m not ordering a viagra roll.&#8221; Me: &#8220;You want one. I know you do. It&#8217;s a delicious combination of salmon, taki, squid and&#8230;the secret sauce&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}