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VP: “Your shoelace is untied.”<\/p>\n

Me: “So it is…I’ll get to it in a minute.”<\/p>\n

VP: “How’re going to manage with your arm laid up? Let me…”<\/p>\n

Me: “Let you what?”<\/p>\n

VP: “Tie your shoe. Prop it up here ’cause I can’t bend over.”<\/p>\n

Me: “I haven’t had my shoes tied since I was four. You’re giving me a complex.”<\/p>\n

VP: “Well next time use velcro.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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