He: “I still can’t get into the system. I thought maybe you could do something?”<\/p>\n
Me: “No, you need to talk to Bud.”<\/p>\n
He: “Bud Selig? The baseball commissioner?”<\/p>\n
Me: “No, Bud the project coordinator. Why did you think Bud Selig could fix your access issues? That’s clearly a Martha Stewart issue.”<\/p>\n
She: “Or Spiderman. Spidey could fix anything.”<\/p>\n
Me: “True, but I tend to find Clark Kent more accessible.”<\/p>\n
She: “No, Peter Parker’s your man!”<\/p>\n
He: “…ummmmm, so…Bud?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah, just send him an e-mail. If that doesn’t fix it, turn on the Bat Signal.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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