Me: “We can’t do it on Sunday. I’m going to the Cubs game.”<\/p>\n
She: “Oh, then it’s no problem. The game will rain out on Sunday.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Don’t say that.”<\/p>\n
She: “It’s supposed to start tonight and rain, rain, rain all weekend long. You won’t be going to a game.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Don’t say that!”<\/p>\n
She: “No really, according to weather.com you’re screwed. You may as well not plan on it.”<\/p>\n
Me: “You’ve jinxed the game!”<\/p>\n
She: “It’s not my fault! I just report the weather, I don’t write it.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yes, but you reported it THREE times. That’s a whammy!”<\/p>\n
She: “So you didn’t want me to say that?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I’m just sayin’.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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