VP: “I have some upsetting news.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yes?”<\/p>\n
VP: “I have to cancel the Intranet merger meeting next week.”<\/p>\n
Me: “And why would I be upset?”<\/p>\n
VP: “Are you kidding? We’ve only been trying to schedule this thing for months!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah, but it’s not my project.”<\/p>\n
VP: “Oh. So you’re not upset?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Nope. Nice try, though.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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