Me: “…and on Monday I’ll be eradicating passive voice.”<\/p>\n
He: “…”<\/p>\n
Me: “Obviously, the battle starts at home.”<\/p>\n
He: “Obviously.”<\/p>\n
::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::<\/p>\n
She: “A girl looks good with bullion.”<\/p>\n
She B: “Excuse me, did you say you looked good with a boy on?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I think you should try on both and see which you like better.”<\/p>\n
She: “I think you’re right.”<\/p>\n
::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::<\/p>\n
He: “So has anyone seen Troy?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yes, I really enjoyed it.”<\/p>\n
He: “I didn’t think it was so good.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Depends on if you went for the scenery or the action.”<\/p>\n
He: “Action. I don’t particularly enjoy looking at Brad Pitt’s butt.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I should hope not, but for those of us who enjoy scenery…well, it’s worth going again.”<\/p>\n
He: “Wait, you went to this movie just for Brad Pitt? He was filthy and smelly through the whole film.”<\/p>\n
Me: “I don’t have a problem with that. Until they introduce the smell-o-vision version of Troy, I will continue to believe he smells like mead.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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