{"id":4230,"date":"2004-05-29T00:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-29T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/instructions-2\/"},"modified":"2004-05-29T00:30:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-29T00:30:00","slug":"instructions-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/instructions-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Instructions"},"content":{"rendered":"

Physical Therapist: “Have a good weekend! Stay vertical, TG!”<\/p>\n

Me: “Awwwwww. What if I don’t want to stay vertical? That’s no fun!”<\/p>\n

My Physical Therapist: “I think you ruined her weekend.”<\/p>\n

Physical Therapist: “Fine. Get horizontal if you’d like, but don’t fall down and hurt your arm.”<\/p>\n

Me: “I’ll try my best. On both counts.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Physical Therapist: “Have a good weekend! Stay vertical, TG!” Me: “Awwwwww. What if I don’t want to stay vertical? That’s no fun!” My Physical Therapist: “I think you ruined her weekend.” Physical Therapist: “Fine. Get horizontal if you’d like, but don’t fall down and hurt your arm.” Me: “I’ll try my best. On both counts.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}