She: “Was that a rain drop?”<\/p>\n
Me: “No. Of course not.”<\/p>\n
She: “Then what was it?”<\/p>\n
Me: “A very moist bug.”<\/p>\n
Splat<\/i> Splat<\/i> Splat<\/i><\/p>\n
She: “And all of those?”<\/p>\n
Me: “A swarm.”<\/p>\n
She: “…”<\/p>\n
Me: “It’s NOT raining!<\/b>”<\/p>\n
She: “Okay, okay. I didn’t think so.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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