Waitress: “You get a salad with that. What kind of dressing do you want?”<\/p>\n
Me: “French?”<\/p>\n
Waitress: “What?”<\/p>\n
Me: “How about Catalina?”<\/p>\n
Waitress: “Look, this is a diner.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Okay, what do you have?”<\/p>\n
Waitress: “Italian, Russian, Western…”<\/p>\n
Me: “Western. The orange stuff.”<\/p>\n
Waitress: “Oh, is that the same as French? Learn something new everyday.”<\/p>\n
She: “How’s your spaghetti?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Straight from the can. It’s yummy.”<\/p>\n
She: “Sometimes you need a break from the fancy gourmet stuff.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yes, I needed to reset my stomach.”<\/p>\n
Waitress: “You done there?”<\/p>\n
She: “She’s done. I’m still butchering my sandwich.”<\/p>\n
Waitress: “You butcher away. You’re welcome to butcher.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Is that a special activity they have at diners?”<\/p>\n
Waitress: “Yeah. Out back.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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