{"id":4130,"date":"2004-07-19T18:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-19T18:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/pox-2\/"},"modified":"2004-07-19T18:23:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-19T18:23:00","slug":"pox-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/pox-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Pox!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>VP (peaking his head in the door): &#8220;You&#8217;ve had the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hmc.psu.edu\/healthinfo\/c\/chickenpox.htm\">chicken pox<\/a>, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;No, why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>VP: &#8220;Your boss went to the doctor this morning for a rash.  Turns out she has chicken pox. She&#8217;ll be back this afternoon to get some stuff from her office.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Ohmygod.  Is she contagious?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>VP: &#8220;Yeah, but she&#8217;s probably been contagious for a while now.  You&#8217;ve been exposed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;So you&#8217;re here to cause me worry and impact my work productivity?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>VP: &#8220;I guess I am.  Have a nice day!&#8221;<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>VP (peaking his head in the door): &#8220;You&#8217;ve had the chicken pox, right?&#8221; Me: &#8220;No, why?&#8221; VP: &#8220;Your boss went to the doctor this morning for a rash. Turns out she has chicken pox. She&#8217;ll be back this afternoon to get some stuff from her office.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Ohmygod. Is she contagious?&#8221; VP: &#8220;Yeah, but she&#8217;s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}