So I still may or may not have the chicken pox. The doctor didn’t see the antibodies she wanted to see, so she wants me to come in for a vaccination. Apparently this will help even if I have contracted the disease. On the bright side, it’ll give me the opportunity to enjoy another face to face with the N<\/b>urse w<\/b>ith a<\/b> b<\/b>ig s<\/b>ticker:<\/p>\n
NWABS: “Okay, squeeze this ball. You’ll feel a little prick.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Rghgahh.”<\/p>\n
NWABS: “Okay, let go of the ball.. let go of the ball…no really, open your hand…thatta girl…”<\/p>\n
Me: “Rrrrggah. Rrrrraowr. Grrrr.”<\/p>\n
NWABS: “Are you making noises at me?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Rgagaghass. Yes ma’am. It’s not personal.”<\/p>\n
NWABS: “I didn’t think it was. There, now. That wasn’t so bad.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Rgahahagrrrrr.”<\/p>\n
NWABS: “A bandaid, and it’s done! You were very brave.”<\/p>\n
Me: “…hrmmm.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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