Me: “What color am I?”<\/p>\n
She: “Wuh?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Am I turning orange?”<\/p>\n
She: “No, I’d say you were a nutty, summer brown.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Really? Are you sure I’m not turning orange? Look at it in better light.”<\/p>\n
She: “Maybe just a tinge. Why? Are you using self-tanner?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah. I’m afraid I’m sliding towards oompah-lumpah.”<\/p>\n
She: “Maybe you should lay off or go to a salon.”<\/p>\n
Me: “A salon, hrmmm. It’s an idea…better than staying white or orange the rest of the summer.”<\/p>\n
She: “Awww, you’ll come down with the chicken pox and then you won’t have to worry about it.”<\/p>\n
Me: “You’re a ray of sunshine.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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