{"id":4117,"date":"2004-07-28T19:08:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-28T19:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/got-a-saint-on-my-back-2\/"},"modified":"2004-07-28T19:08:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-28T19:08:00","slug":"got-a-saint-on-my-back-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/got-a-saint-on-my-back-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Got a saint on my back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Oh, no&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;What?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;I just remembered there&#8217;s a sticker on the back of my wheelchair that says St. Peter.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Why? Are you a holy roller?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Ha, ha. No, it was part of an ice breaker game we were playing last night. I didn&#8217;t peal it off because it&#8217;s really stuck. Could you try, please?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Sure, wheel on over here. Hmmmm, hmmm&#8230;peal, peal&#8230;oh cool, it&#8217;s coming off in strips.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;What does that mean? What does it say? Did you leave &#8216;Pete&#8217; on my chair?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;No, TP.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Get it off!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;I&#8217;m working on it. I can&#8217;t let you roll around with TP on the back of your chair.&#8221; <eg><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Oh, no&#8230;&#8221; Me: &#8220;What?&#8221; She: &#8220;I just remembered there&#8217;s a sticker on the back of my wheelchair that says St. Peter.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Why? Are you a holy roller?&#8221; She: &#8220;Ha, ha. No, it was part of an ice breaker game we were playing last night. I didn&#8217;t peal it off because it&#8217;s really stuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}