Me: “So, what do you do for fun and excitement?”<\/p>\n
He: “You mean besides leading a life of crime?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Wait! You lead a life of crime? In my spare time, I fight crime.”<\/p>\n
He: “They say opposites attract. What kind of crime do you fight?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Petty thugs…I bust litter-bugs, graffiti artists, stuff like that. Why, do you commit crime around here?”<\/p>\n
He: “No, I hide out in Chicago. I commit all my crime in Asia…”<\/p>\n
Me: “…where a tall, white guy like you wouldn’t stand out.”<\/p>\n
He: “Exactly. They never see it coming.”<\/p>\n
Me: “What’s your cover in Chicago, are you an engineer?”<\/p>\n
He: “Yeah…wait…that’s freakish! How did you guess?”<\/p>\n
Me: “You have that…engineering air. The Dilbert and Star Trek references must come naturally to you.”<\/p>\n
He: “I think I’ve mastered the nuances. I work very hard to not be mistaken for an engineer.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Well, the master plan needs work. You still reek of engineer.”<\/p>\n
He: “Yeah, I know. Act cool, get laid<\/i> isn’t as easy as it sounds.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Lose the gear, and keep trying!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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