{"id":4112,"date":"2004-08-02T15:43:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-02T15:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/hey-child-of-august\/"},"modified":"2004-08-02T15:43:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-02T15:43:00","slug":"hey-child-of-august","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/hey-child-of-august\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Child of August!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DSW. The Gap. Anne Taylor. Tequila Roadhouse.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve already received birthday greetings from them all.  Happy Birthday, come and shop! Happy Birthday, come and drink! Hey, Child of August, we love you for having a birthday, come and give us your money!!!<\/p>\n<p>My birthday isn&#8217;t for another three weeks, and I&#8217;m confronted with its impending certainty.  *sigh*  It&#8217;d be one thing if I were really looking forward to turning 35, but I&#8217;m not.<\/p>\n<p>Now I have to deal with the &#8220;birthday greetings&#8221; of retail America.  This monster needs to be contained.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DSW. The Gap. Anne Taylor. Tequila Roadhouse. I&#8217;ve already received birthday greetings from them all. Happy Birthday, come and shop! Happy Birthday, come and drink! Hey, Child of August, we love you for having a birthday, come and give us your money!!! My birthday isn&#8217;t for another three weeks, and I&#8217;m confronted with its impending<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}