He: “So you’re going to New York this weekend? What’s the occassion?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I’m celebrating my birthday.”<\/p>\n
He: “How old are you going to be?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Old enough to know better.”<\/p>\n
He: “Which is what, twelve?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Nine.”<\/p>\n
He: “That’s right. You mature faster in the South.”<\/p>\n
Me: “No, I’m just precocious for my age.”<\/p>\n
He: “Which is what again?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Old enough to know better.”<\/p>\n
He: “Right, right…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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