{"id":4075,"date":"2004-08-20T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-20T19:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/miracle-2\/"},"modified":"2004-08-20T19:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-20T19:29:00","slug":"miracle-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/miracle-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Miracle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Let&#8217;s head over to the Empire State Building.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;We can get lunch at Macy&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s on 34th Street. Where the miracle took place.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;&#8230;wait.  Miracle? What  miracle? There was a miracle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;You know, they claimed that Santa worked at Macy&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;&#8230;oh! Oh! You can&#8217;t change it up on me when I haven&#8217;t had any sleep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;That&#8217;s the perfect time.  Let&#8217;s go.  I heard that Chris Noth once ate at Macy&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img class=\"lazyload\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" data-orig-src=\"http:\/\/www.doesthislookinfected.com\/images\/empire_state_building.jpg\" alt=\"empire state building\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Let&#8217;s head over to the Empire State Building.&#8221; She: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221; Me: &#8220;We can get lunch at Macy&#8217;s.&#8221; She: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221; Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s on 34th Street. Where the miracle took place.&#8221; She: &#8220;&#8230;wait. Miracle? What miracle? There was a miracle?&#8221; Me: &#8220;You know, they claimed that Santa worked at Macy&#8217;s.&#8221; She: &#8220;&#8230;oh! Oh! You can&#8217;t change<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}