Me: “You’re too young to fly on a plane by yourself.”<\/p>\n
Niece: “Oh yeah? When I was a baby I flew here to see Grandma and Grandpa.”<\/p>\n
Me: “And you remember that?”<\/p>\n
Niece: “Uh-huh.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Then you remember the plane crash, too?”<\/p>\n
Niece: “Uh-huh!”<\/p>\n
Me: “A-ha! There was no plane crash! I caught you fibbing!”<\/p>\n
Niece: “No, there was! Grandma said so!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Sorry, kiddo. I’m not convinced. You’re going to have to wait a few years to visit me in Chicago.”<\/p>\n
Niece: “Ahhhhhh…I’m telling.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Go right ahead. I’m not changing my mind.”<\/p>\n
Niece: “GRANDMA!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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