{"id":4053,"date":"2004-08-31T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-31T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/c-is-for-cookie\/"},"modified":"2004-08-31T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-31T03:00:00","slug":"c-is-for-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/c-is-for-cookie\/","title":{"rendered":"C is for Cookie"},"content":{"rendered":"

She: “Here, we need these, too.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Entenmann’s Chocolate Chip Cookies? We need these? I thought you were being good.”<\/p>\n

She: “I was, but we have to get them. They’re Amy’s favorites!”<\/p>\n

Me: “But…Amy’s not going to be there!”<\/p>\n

She: “Then we’ll eat them in her honor.”<\/p>\n

Me: “When there’s no logic, how can I argue?”<\/p>\n

She: “You can’t. Buy the cookies.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She: “Here, we need these, too.” Me: “Entenmann’s Chocolate Chip Cookies? We need these? I thought you were being good.” She: “I was, but we have to get them. They’re Amy’s favorites!” Me: “But…Amy’s not going to be there!” She: “Then we’ll eat them in her honor.” Me: “When there’s no logic, how can I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}