Me: “Did the ceiling in your bathroom have cheetah spots?”<\/p>\n
He: “My bathroom?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah, in McDonald’s. Did it?”<\/p>\n
He: “Nooooooo. Did yours?”<\/p>\n
Me: “It did. Kinda freaked me out. That’s something I didn’t need to see this early in the morning.”<\/p>\n
He: “Are you sure you weren’t hallucinating?”<\/p>\n
Me: “I was not hallucinating! See, I took a picture.”<\/p>\n
He (laughing): “Why?!?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Obviously this isn’t the first time I’ve been accused of hallucinating, so I’ve taken to photo-documenting my life.”<\/p>\n
He: “…”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yeah, uh-huh. Who’s laughing now? I’m not crazy.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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