{"id":4049,"date":"2004-09-12T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-12T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-bronchial-entry\/"},"modified":"2004-09-12T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-12T09:00:00","slug":"the-bronchial-entry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-bronchial-entry\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bronchial Entry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t posted much lately which is unusual for me. The only thing going on my life right now is I&#8217;m sick.  &#8220;Stay at home and don&#8217;t infect your co-workers&#8221; sick. &#8220;Stay at home because your coughs are disturbing to people around you&#8221; sick. &#8220;Dear God, stay away from my child&#8221; sick.  Sick.  Doctor told me last week that it was bronchitis, but I&#8217;m not so sure.  I had bronchitis a fair bit when I was a kid and I don&#8217;t remember it being this bad.<\/p>\n<p>For one, I think I&#8217;m waking up with asthma attacks. I simultaneously need to hack and throw up but I can&#8217;t do either because there isn&#8217;t enough air.  Is that an asthma attack? I&#8217;ve never had one before so I can&#8217;t say.  Elucidation from my audience would be appreciated.  Also, when the low-riders drive by with those thrumming rhythms, my chest starts rattling along with the windows.  It&#8217;s a wierd sensation.  And then there&#8217;s the complete inability for Tylenol with Codiene to do anything for me.  I had a slight buzz the first night, but it didn&#8217;t help the cough. Cough drops actually help for a while, but I don&#8217;t want to risk falling asleep with an undisolved one in my  mouth. Grrrrrr.<\/p>\n<p>The other down side to being out this long, is I miss conversations with other people even though I have trouble holding one without hacking.  I startled the brown UPS man the other day by asking him how he was&#8230;those folks just want a signature and a quick escape.  Not good.  I&#8217;m down to second and third tier food&#8230;the things you buy, but aren&#8217;t really enthusiastic about except every once and a while.  I&#8217;ll eat Boca burgers, but I can&#8217;t get excited about it. Canned pumpkin is straight out. I&#8217;m pretty sured anything you can have delivered is not ideal for recovery.  Pizza? You know the old saying, <i>A pizza a day keeps the doctor away<\/i>.  Not.  I need to make a Peapod order, but I&#8217;ve been too bleary eyed.  I&#8217;m bleary eyed right now&#8230;guess that&#8217;s no excuse.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, enough bitching.  Thanks for reading and coming back to see if I&#8217;m still alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t posted much lately which is unusual for me. The only thing going on my life right now is I&#8217;m sick. &#8220;Stay at home and don&#8217;t infect your co-workers&#8221; sick. &#8220;Stay at home because your coughs are disturbing to people around you&#8221; sick. &#8220;Dear God, stay away from my child&#8221; sick. Sick. Doctor told<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}