{"id":4047,"date":"2004-09-14T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-14T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/overheard\/"},"modified":"2004-09-14T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-14T00:00:00","slug":"overheard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/overheard\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I finished reading Vogue<\/i> today.”<\/p>\n

“Uh-oh. What did you buy?”<\/p>\n

“Three pairs of fishnets. I’ve never worn fishnets.”<\/p>\n

“That’s the problem with reading those magazines. I have a copy of Allure<\/i> waiting at home. I fear I’ll be next.”<\/p>\n

“Yes, prepare to loosen your pocketbook.”<\/p>\n

I chuckled to myself and then froze in fear, remembering that K left her InStyle<\/i> magazine at my house. Oh my plastic! My poor, poor plastic… I’m always happier and richer not knowing what lays between the covers.<\/p>\n

Fishnets? I shuddered and continued my way home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I finished reading Vogue today.” “Uh-oh. What did you buy?” “Three pairs of fishnets. I’ve never worn fishnets.” “That’s the problem with reading those magazines. I have a copy of Allure waiting at home. I fear I’ll be next.” “Yes, prepare to loosen your pocketbook.” I chuckled to myself and then froze in fear, remembering<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}